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11.06.2025 09:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Do you consider yourself pretty?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is your review of working in EY?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Could This Diet Be the Key to Preventing Alzheimer's and Dementia? - bestlifeonline.com

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Have Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Consciously Uncoupled? - The Cut

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Geert Wilders: Dutch government collapses as far-right leader exits coalition - BBC

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Trump asks Congress to pull $9.4 billion in funding for NPR, PBS and foreign aid - Axios

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Is it possible for sociopaths to feel genuine remorse for their actions or thoughts towards others, even if they are skilled at hiding it from others?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Life-building molecules discovered in the disk of a young star - Earth.com