What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 09:32

Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is your review of working in EY?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Could This Diet Be the Key to Preventing Alzheimer's and Dementia? - bestlifeonline.com
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Have Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Consciously Uncoupled? - The Cut
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Geert Wilders: Dutch government collapses as far-right leader exits coalition - BBC
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Trump asks Congress to pull $9.4 billion in funding for NPR, PBS and foreign aid - Axios
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Life-building molecules discovered in the disk of a young star - Earth.com